Cinderella Twisted Story

Hi everyone,

In the beginning of our last term of school for 2012. Liana and I plus a few friend created a play. We d then to the rest of the school.

In-case you have a spare time…..we would love anyone to view the video of us….

Liana is the crazy fairy grandmother and I am the ugly stepsister with the ripped pants and also a nerdy boy.

Please enjoy!!

 

Wow…OMGosh!

 

Hey everybody!

Well this post is a weeny like “How we sneeze” post….but way cooler!! Well of course!!

Today I am writing about… wait for it…. S   T   U   F   F   ! But not just stuff stuff, it’s like wow stuff!

I found this website called http://www.bored.com/greatfacts/ and decided to read it…

I found some wow stuff!

Here is what it said…

Serving ice cream on cherry pie was once illegal in Kansas. Look a the picture beside what I am writing how could this be banned?

One out of 20 people have an extra rib

A slug has four noses

The world population of chickens is about equal to the number of people

“Forty” is the only number which has its letters in alphabetical order. “One” is the only number with its letters in reverse alphabetical order.

“Dreamt” is the only English word that ends in the letters “mt”.

“Happy Birthday” was the first song to be performed in outer space, sung by the Apollo IX astronauts on March 8, 1969.

40% of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

A full-grown bear can run as fast as a horse.

A giant squid has eyes that can grow up to 20 inches in diameter. (Now think of how big your computer screen is)

A giraffe and rat can go longer without water than a camel can.

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue.

A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds.        

         This is also WOW… a kitty going into a fish bowl!?!


GO MANGO!

Hi,

Mango is coming into season and this is probably one of my favorite parts of the year. Why? Well you would only know if you have seen Liana’s awesome Page, but mango is my most favorite FOOD! I love food, and so do many other people in the world. Do you like fruit, Indian, maybe pasta? Here is a funny video I found…

 

 Now for a joke!

Q. How do you fix a broken tomato?
A. Tomato paste!

From Liana 🙂

Another 100 Word Challenge!

Hey guys,

Some of you know I am doing the 100 Word Challenge. So for homework this week I wrote one! Visit: http://100wc.net/

The prompt is: All I could see were two red eyes….

Walking into my dark and gloomy room as slow as a snail I see something. My muscles freeze and I can’t move or speak. All I can see are two red eyes staring straight back at me. What could it be? Maybe a kidnapper – it must be! I have always felt someone was watching me. Someone is out to get me and I’m in grave danger. I take my one and only option, and start to walk closer and closer until I can finally make out what I am staring at. Then I realise. It is my little brothers toy truck. With it’s red headlights beaming. Oops!

 

Here is a joke for you…

Q. What is the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup?

A. Anyone can roast beef, but no one can pee soup!

Hope you liked it!

 

From Liana

Why do we sneeze?

A A  A ACHOOOOOO

Hi, today I thought of an interesting topic and it is-why do we sneeze?

So apparently information from  http://kidshealth.org/kid/talk/qa/sneeze.html tells us that we sneeze for two reasons.

When we get a tickle in our nose and we have to sneeze this is what happens…it’s really weird.

First when we have irritation in our noise a message goes to the “sneeze center”. At the sneeze center the brain sends messages to muscles which generate the sneeze to take away nose irritation.

Now for some awesome facts…

1 in 3 people sneezed when in bright light…this could be YOU! You would call yourself a photic sneezer…Ooh fancy

The proper word for sneezing is called sternutation….weird I know

95% of people sneeze up to 4 times a day even though they do not have colds.

A normal sneeze travels 100km and hour!! Wow!

Iguanas a the animals that sneezes the most…that’s a lizard…sneezing!

 

Tip for later life…

When your sneeze gets stuck look into bright light and that will help dispose your sneeze.

 

Well…this week we have a challenge for you- people say they NO one can sneeze and keep our eyes open at the same time?!?! I just can’t seem to do it.

Here is a funny baby panda sneezing-This video has had more views the Justin Bebier! That’s impressive!!

Well we learn something new everyday!

Here are some sneeze pictures-

 

sneeze ya later!!

A A AHH CHOO!

100 Word Challenge #6

Hey guys,
Lozza and I have been doing the 100 word challenge 
and we are posting them in our 100 word challenge 
page so please have a look! The prompt this week 
is ...what is it?...
“Yes! I have finished!” Exclaims environmentalist, 
Dr Skueb, “I have saved the world with my leaf pen!”
 Leaping up and heading for the door, he runs out 
to his appointment. Striding in to select the chair
 at the head of a table.  “Dr Skueb, start by 
explaining, exactly what is it?” Asks a man also at 
the table “It is a Peaf created by using only 
leaves.” Dr Skueb responds, “But, by only using 
leaves we would have to chop down trees and that
 would harm the environment. Wouldn’t it Dr Skueb”
 Finishes the man and with astonishment Dr Skueb collapses. 

Hope you like it!

From Liana

 

Passion Post 4 (Student Blogging Challenge)

Hey peeples,

Here is another passion posts! And BTW this is for the student blogging challenge Week 4!

 My passion is art, so I will help you create a patch ball! I got it from a book called Stitch By Stitch- by Jane Bull and it is really fun. Here is the book…

All you need is some very basic sewing skills like threading a needle etc. Here is my example..

This is the templates you will need to create this..

The template

Here are all the things you need to create this ball…

And here is the first step…

 

Basically you need to cut out 12 of the big templates shown before from cotton material. And 12 of the little template with paper. Then you place the little one inside your material and fold the material down on the the paper. Then you start to stitch the paper and material with the stitch shown below… (it’s a temporary stitch)

And here is the next step…

So basically all your pentagons are sowed and now you can connect them. Placing one in the middle you need to connect all of them from the bottom to all of the sides of your middle to make the shape of a flower. Using this stitch below…

And with this stitch you can start to join the materials together by their sides to create a bowl shape as you can see below…

And here is the next step to joining both your bowls…

You can now continue with your stitch before and you can start to sew them together. REMEMBER to leave a gap at the top so you can put the toy stuffing in. Here is the next step…

 

You now have to undo your stitches you did at the start with your small template and take out the paper. After you have finished that you can turn your ball the right side out and put stuffing into it! Here is the next step…

So basically you can now stitch the opening up with the stitch you were using before or you can use this stitch that is a bit harder…

And now you have your ball! Here is a cool fact about it that you can tell your friends…

Joke:

What’s red and looks like a bucket?
A red bucket.

Get more of these jokes from http://jokesareawesome.com

By Liana

Toilet Disaster

Hey,

Last night I was thinking and I came up with a story. It is called Toilet Disaster and it’s pretty funny!

Toilet Disaster

Hi, I’m Fredd-double d- and I have a serious problem. A problem so serious that it’s not even serious anymore, it’s sad. Anyway my seriously serious but sad problem is that I am easily distracted. So easily distracted that if I had a mirror in front of me, I would lick it to see if I taste good as as well as look good. So now you can see that my seriously serious but sad problem is very serious.

Hmmm. All this thinking is making me hungry. And all this eating is making me need to go to the toilet. It’s a cold day which makes the toilet seat feel like an ice-cube. A very large ice-cube that wouldn’t melt, even with your own body warmth. So now you can understand my butts problem. Well not just my butts problem, but now my bladders problem as well. If I don’t go soon I might explode, then all that will be left of me will be the toilet seat.Maybe I could dig a hole, or hide behind a tree-but wait it’s raining outside. I guess that’s what umbrella’s were made for! So I grab an umbrella and run outside to a freezing atmosphere filled with cold, wet, dirty and grimy stuff. I run behind a tree to do my business as fast as possible. If I don’t get back inside soon, I may suffer from hypothermia. Then I’ll never forgive myself.  

Oh no. There is a spider climbing up my leg. I find the nearest leaf and whack it until it starts to look angry. Oh no. I just realised my pants are still down and my younger brother Tony is staring at me from inside. I must look like some bozo in the backyard whacking myself with a leaf. The spider is crawling further up my leg and I start to freak out. I start to run and remember my pants are down but it’s too late, I trip and my face is now full of mud- so is the rest of my body. Tony is mouthing something now- dead? head? Either one doesn’t sound too good so I pick myself up, happy to see the spider has found itself a new home. I pull up my pants and start to walk back to the house.

Oh no. Now i know what Tony is mouthing. Fredd. He must be telling on me and that can’t happen-it just can’t! And it won’t. I’ll hide behind the tree house until mum sees Tony is yelling about nothing and she’ll go back to whatever she is doing. I crouch down quietly. It’s quite dirty over here. All slimy and brown and looks like it needs a wash. Oh. I just looked down and saw I’m quite the same. Seems as though we are buddies. I think no one is looking so I sneak the tree a hug. Ow. The tree’s not so nice. It gave me a cut. Well maybe it thinks of it as a present. I smile at it and realise it has no feelings. I’m starting to bleed now- where the tree gave me it’s present.

Mum must be gone by now so I stand up to check. Ow. I never realised how low the tree house is. Now my head hurts. But no one is there so I wander back to the house wondering whether this was such a good idea. I have a cut and I’m bleeding, I have a sore head and I’m covered in mud, I’m cold and wet, I compare myself to a tree house and think of myself as a bozo, I share my thoughts with a tree and can’t remember to pull my pants up. Is it really worth it? All that just o escape from a cold toilet seat.

I’m starting to think I have a more serious problem. More serious than my seriously serious but sad problem I thought about before. My new seriously serious but sad and unthinkable problem that sounds like nothing but is actually everything is – I’VE GONE LOONY.

Hope you guys liked it! Please comment to tell me your thoughts! 🙂

Swimming Pool Joke

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards
the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

Read more: http://www.greatcleanjokes.com

From Liana 🙂